Zodiac Signs As Strippers

Aries: will call you out if you're being cheap. Ready to work hard and very protective of other girls. Can be drama overlord. Very good with older customers vs younger

Taurus: Sarcastic little shits, can play it off as sexy though. Sees you run out of cash and orders a burger on your tab

Gemini: Can harvest multiple personalities based on what the customer wants. Works smarter over harder. Can smell fear

Leo: You remember them on stage. They take pride in their looks and work hard on their make up. Will throw your phone in beer if caught recording.


Virgo: The mom. Always has ibeprofen and is gentle. They touch customers back when talking. Soft voice and a nice energy. They have the power of persuasion

Libra: Must be in charge of every aspect. Music. Stage time. What the customer spends. Not afraid to be demanding in a sexy way. You want to work with them because they get want they want.Will hangout in the back if something doesn't go their way.

Scorpio: Keeps their hustle and money to themselves. Good at floor work and also very good at handling terrible customers. Can get money from just about anyone in the room.

Sagittarius : Says everything out loud and will tell you if your make up is running but only to help you. They love every song they dance too (or pretend too). Will have a witty comeback to everything.

Capricorn : Vet stripper mentality knows what to do in every situation, can analyze a customer from a mile away. Her opinions matter on serious topics. Will give you good advice.

Aquarius : Isn't pushy when it comes to customers but can convince them that money doesn't matter only her company does. Best story teller. When she goes in the back she always has some crazy shit to tell. Will kick you if you touch her

Pisces : They get overworked very quickly. Can have a weird emotional state around 2am. However they make sure to talk to everyone and anyone. Always have the best shoes and customers love them because of their social skills

Cancer: Sympathetic to the recently divorced customers, but never to the broke ones. Has a plan for everything they do and can strike a look at you and you come to their stage. Can be picky about their music but when they dance they dance good.

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